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• At least five buses go by in the opposite direction before yours arrives.
• All files, papers, memos, etc., that you save will never be needed until such time as they are disposed of, when they will become essential and indispensable.
  -- John Corcora...
• Hollenbeck's Law: The direction of take-off will be opposite that of the final destination.
• Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus.
  All others are out of service or full. -- John Corcora...
• The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.
  -- John Corcora...
• I had been learning to drive with power steering, I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going in the opposite direction.
• An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
  Gerrold's First Law of Infernal Dynamic...
• Back with the focus group... Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with real-life problems, like the ones you face every day?
  Kids: [clamoring] Oh, yeah! I would! Great idea!...
• The poetry of earth is never dead. -- John Keats (1795-1821) -- On the Grasshopper and Cricke