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• All files, papers, memos, etc., that you save will never be needed until such time as they are disposed of, when they will become essential and indispensable.
  -- John Corcora...
• Vile's Law of Communication: No one is listening until you make a mistake.
• Flyers do it on top, upside down, or rolling.
• Tribbles - $5.00 for all you can pile on top of you.
• Abe: Good night, Mrs. Bouvier...wherever you are. Lawye
  [approaching] Mr. Simpson, I represent the estate of Jimmy Durante....
• Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
  -- Fifth Law of Office Murphology...
• You put the disk in upside down.
• Well, all I know is just what I read in the papers. -- Will Roge
• In any slide presentation, at least one slide will be upside down or backwards, or both.
  -- John Corcora...