- Gualtieri's Law of Inertia: Where there's a will,
there's a won't... - Gummidge's Law:
The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion... - Hadley's First Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it,
they don't have it in your size... - Hadley's Second Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it and
it's in your size,
it doesn't fit anyway... - Haldane's Law: The universe is not only queerer than we suppose,
it's queerer than we CAN suppose... - Hamilton's Rule for Cleaning Glassware: The spot you are
scrubbing is always on the other side.
Corollary: If the spot is on the inside, you won't... - Hane's Law:
There is no limit to how bad things can get... - Hanggi's Law: The more trivial your research, the more people
will read it and agree.
Corollary: The more vital your research, the less... - Hansen's Library Axiom:
The closest library doesn't have the material you... - Hardin's Law:
You can never do just one thing...
