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• The closest library doesn't have the material you need. -- Hansen's Library Axiom
• A good number of you who are reading this material have a library book that has been overdue since 1974.
  Please return it immediately if not sooner....
• Library: An organized collection of obsolete material. -- Computing Definitio
• The Ronald Reagan Library is going to open and will need contributions, so if you happen to have anything pertaining to the Three Stooges, give till it hurts!
• 0217 Do you have a personal magnetic tape library? 0218 .
  .. Is it unlabelled? -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• Library is a growing organism. -- Fifth Law of library science
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. -- Jorge Luis Borge
• A library is an arsenal of liberty.
• GENEALOGISTS do it in the library.