- Gourd's Axiom:
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept... - Grandpa Charnock's Law:
You never really learn to swear until you learn to... - Gray's Bus Law:
A bus will arrive only when the would-be rider has... - Green's Law of Debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're... - Greer's Third Law: A computer program does what you tell it to
do,
not what you want it to do... - Grelb's Reminder:
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to... - The Grocery Bag Law:
The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from... - Grossman's Lemma:
Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday... - Grossman's Misquote of H.L. Mencken: Complex problems have
simple,
easy-to-understand wrong answers... - Ground Rule for Laboratory Workers: When you do not know what
you are doing,
do it neatly...
