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• Hadley's First Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it, they don't have it in your size.
• If you like it, they don't have it in your size. -- Hadley's Law of Clothing
• Glaser's Law: If it says "one size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone.
• If it says, "One size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone. -- Glaser's Law
• If it feels good, it is downright ugly. If it looks good on you, it hurts to wear it.
  If it is on sale, they don't have your size. If it is absolutely awful, they have it, in your size, on sale....
• Come inside and have a fit. -- Sign on a clothing store
• If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
  -- Second Law of Business Meetings If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong, anyway....
• Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
  Corollary: If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong, anyway....