Related:

• Hamilton's Rule for Cleaning Glassware: The spot you are scrubbing is always on the other side.
  Corollary: If the spot is on the inside, you won't be able to reach it....
• You always swat where he's not, or if he is aha! a spot.
• All you have to do is... Spot The Looney!" -- Pytho
• Don't mark the spot where you bury the hatchet.
• There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service.
  But those were all dead ends. I think this chair is the answer....
• There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends.
  -- Homer discovers his new couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Beer never expects you to sleep in the wet spot. -- Men vs. Bee
• If you Pascal on the road, go C him and his dog Spot.
• SCUD beer, drink all you want, never hits the spot.