- Harris' Lament:
All the good ones are taken... - Harrison's Postulate: For every action,
there is an equal and opposite criticism... - Hartley's Second Law:
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself... - Hecht's Fourth Law:
There's no time like the present for postponing what... - Heid's First Law:
Women's Liberation didn't... - Heid's Law of Lines: No matter how early you arrive,
someone else is in line first... - Heid's Observation:
Junk mail never quits... - Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle: The location of all objects
cannot be know simultaneously.
Corollary: If a lost thing is found, something else... - Helga's Rule: Say no,
then negotiate... - Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere...
