- Hutchinson's Law: If a situation requires undivided attention,
it will occur simultaneously with a compelling distraction... - If it's worth doing it,
it's worth overdoing... - Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth: In order for
something to become clean,
something else must become dirty... - Imhoff's Law: The organization of any bureaucracy is very much
like a septic tank -
the really big lumps always rise to the top... - Indisputable Law of Sports Contracts: The more money the free
agent signs for,
the less effective he is the following season... - J.S. Gillette's Commentary on Decisions: I always know what I
want .
I just keep changing my mind... - J.S. Gillette's Dictum:
The only labor worth laboring at is a labor of love... - Jacob's Law: To err is human --
to blame it on someone else is even more human... - Jacobson's Law: The less work an organization produces,
the more frequently it reorganizes... - Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government: No man's life,
liberty or property is safe while the legislature is...
