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Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization....
Hellrung's Law: If you wait, it will go away. Shavelson's Extensio
. . . having done its damage. Grelb's Addition: . . . If it was bad, it'll be back....
Henry's Quirk of Human Nature: Nobody loves a winner who wins all the time.
Herblock's Law: If it's good, they discontinue it.
Hershiser's First Rule: Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't.
Hershiser's Second Rule: The label "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" means the price went up.
Hershiser's Third Rule: The label "ALL NEW," "COMPLETELY NEW" or "GREAT NEW" means the price went way up.
Heymann's Law: Mediocrity imitates.
Higdon's Law: Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
Hill's Comment on Murphy's Law: 1. If we lose much by having things go wrong, take all possible care.
2. If we have nothing to lose by change, relax. 3. If we have everything to gain by change...

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