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Buy A Pentium III So You Can Reboot Faster.
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Buy a Pentium III so you can reboot faster.
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Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a Cadillac so you can drive around and look for it.
Anything works better on a pentium....try it, buy it!
You can resole your boot, but you can't reboot your soul. -- anonymou
Is there any chance I can reboot my life?
People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
In America you can have all the justice money can buy.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
