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• Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds?! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good things so tasty?
  -- Homer Simpson Brush With Greatne...
• Oh! Four hundred and thirty-seven... Fifty pounds?
  Oh my God! Three hundred and... A hundred and fifty?...
• Look! I'm using the original notches that came with my belt!
  -- Homer is proud of his weight loss, "Brush with Greatne...
• If you need me, I'll be in the refrigerator.
  [leaves, crying] --Homer reacts to Burns' insulting his weight, "Brush with Greatne...
• Marge: You do have big bones. Homer: Marge, no one gains thirty pounds of bones!
  -- Homer finds he weighs 260 pounds, "Brush with Greatne...
• Rush Limbaugh: two hundred twenty pounds of sh*t in a five-pound bag.
• Challenge the raging water of DEATH. Dare to discover what water is really made of!
  H2WHOA! -- Mt. Splashmore announcer, "Brush with Greatne...
• Homer: [whines] Ohh...225! That means I lost weight!
  Bart: Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack....
• Moe: Hang in there, Homer! Only four hundred and forty more seconds.
  [to Abe] He's getting his second win. Abe: No!...