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• Oh! Four hundred and thirty-seven... Fifty pounds?
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  Smithers: I don't know, sir. You had sex with that old woman?...
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• Chang: "The Enterprise fired on Kronos One without provocatio
  he chancellor and his advisors, having been lulled into a false sense of security, by an invitation to a state dinner aboard Captain Kirk's vessel, at precisely nineteen-hundred and thirty hours that same evening....