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• Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff!
  And I want in. Carl: We don't, uh, know what you're talking about, Homer....
• Yeah. Maybe I do have the right ... What's that stuff? -- Homer Simpson Deep Space Home
• Letterman: And the number one reference that I am running into the ground is.
  .."Homer Simpson"! [music starts, audience laughs] [changes channel to Chespirito who gets his butt pinched] Chespirito...
• I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard.
  And -- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it?...
• It's not the money I want, it's the stuff.
• I want a new duck. -- Weird Al
• You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sound
  I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string....
• A lot of the stuff I do is so minimal, and it's designed to be minimal.
  The smallness of it is what's attractive. It's weird, 'cause it's so intellectually lame....
• Homer: We'll search out every place a sick twisted solitary misfit might run to.
  Lisa: I'll start with Radio Shack. -- Hey, I used to hang out there!...