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• I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff.
  And I want in. -- Homer Simpson Homer the Grea...
• I don't want to make money. I just want to be wonderful. MARILYN MONROE
• I DO want your money, because god wants your money! -- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo Man_
• True, money can't buy happiness, but it isn't happiness I want. It's money. -- Bizarro
• I buy newspapers to make money to buy more newspapers to make money.
  As for editorial content, that's the stuff you separate ads with....
• People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff.
  I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk....
• Barney Theme Song I love you, you love me, I brainwash your kids with TV Buy my stuff, spend spend spend, I just want to be your friend -- Karl Rademacher, gsu0010@ecn.
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• I get all these stories mixed up, the Headlines come so fast.
  .. the money, the money that the Rev. Jim Bakker allegedly gave to that church secretary...
• I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff. -- Bill Mahe