Letterman: And The Number One Reference That I Am Running Into The Ground Is.

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Letterman: And the number one reference that I am running into the
ground is..."Homer Simpson"!
[music starts, audience laughs]
[changes channel to Chespirito who gets his butt pinched]
Chespirito: Aie aie aie! Es Homer Simpson. Me ha molestado! Oh!
{[the flower he was smelling wilts]}
Homer: {Oh, I like it better when they're making fun of people who
_aren't_ me.} [gasps] I know, "Evening at the Improv".
They never talk about anything beyond the 1980s. [flips]
Comedian: See, I think about weird stuff. Like, what would happen if
E.T. and Mr. T had a baby? Heh, well, you'd get Mr. E.T.,
wouldn't you? And you know, I think he'd sound a little
something like this: "I pity the fool who doesn't phone
home." [audience laughs]
Homer: [laughs] Ooh, I wouldn't want to be Mr. T right now.
-- Relief from the Homer Simpson fiasco, "Homer Bad Man"

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