You Know Something, Folks, As Ridiculous As This Sound
You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather
feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I
sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Night Out
Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and cheese?...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it? -- Homer Simpson I Love Lisa
Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll... Marge
[turning her back, folding her arms] Homer, I don't even want to look at you right now....
Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow. Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge: There's that....
Marge: Homey, I appreciate this, but I'd really like to get some sleep.
Homer: Oh, of course, my sweet. I'll just make some soothing ocean sounds for you....
Judge: I can see you sincerely want your children back, but you have a lot to learn about being parents.
Before I can return your children, you'll have to complete a course called "Family Skills"....
Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....