Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange,
sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff! And I want in.
Carl: We don't, uh, know what you're talking about, Homer.
Lenny: And you can't join the Stonecutters because it's too exclusive!
Carl: [sighs] Well, it was a real nice secret organization we had once.
-- And he'll tell two friends, and so on...,
"Homer the Great"
sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff! And I want in.
Carl: We don't, uh, know what you're talking about, Homer.
Lenny: And you can't join the Stonecutters because it's too exclusive!
Carl: [sighs] Well, it was a real nice secret organization we had once.
-- And he'll tell two friends, and so on...,
"Homer the Great"
Related:
- I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird,
strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... - Homer: [hesitant] So...what do you guys think of Mindy?
Carl: Seems OK. Anybody see the game last night? Homer... - Homer: Hey Princess! It's me! The guy from the snap shot!
Kashmir: [not very enthusiastically] Oh, hi. Homer... - Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they
don't tell me where they go.
It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You... - Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all
have one.
Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'... - Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty
queen.
Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny... - Lenny: Aw, if they hire a woman we won't be able to spit on the floor.
Carl: And we can't take off our pants when it gets... - Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan]
[Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough]
Carl:
[gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't... - Homer: Question two. Who was your last employer?
Shary:
Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex. Homer: [whispering]...
