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• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
  .. I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
  It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Kent: Aren't you Marge Simpson the wacko? Marge: Mm.
  .. Yes and no. -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Homer: Marge, I'm going to build you a spice rack. Marge
  Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me....
• Marge: I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults.
  Homer: [eyes fixed on the television set] Sounds interesting....
• Dear purveyors of senseless violence: I know this may sound silly at first, but I believe that the cartoons you show to our children are influencing their behavior in a negative way.
  Please try to tone down the psychotic violence in your otherwise fine programming....
• My child is on the honor roll at Springfield Elementary".
  You know, I thought I'd never find a replacement for my `Where's the Beef?...