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• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy & Marge...
• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Marge: Everyone, Lisa wants to read us a poem she's written.
  Grampa: Sounds interesting. Homer: Oh, okay. Lisa...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Why can't you be more supportive? Homer: Because I don't care.
  -- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
  Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr....
• Homer: Whoa, careful now. These are dangerous streets for us upper- lower-middle class types, so avoid eye contact, watch your pocketbook, and suspect everyone.
  Snake: Three-Card Monte. Homer: Woo hoo! Easy money!...
• Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge. Marge: All right.
  Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The hardest shot in bowling....
• Marge: Mmm... I am <very> upset with you. Home
  Sounds like someone's angling for a pony of her own! -- Homer just purchased "Lisa's Pony...