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• Marge: What kind of warped human being would find that funny?
  Homer: [laughs] Marge: Mm... -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy & Marge...
• Maggie: [picks up a pencil] [wacko `Psycho' music plays] Home
  Aaaaaaaaagh! Marge: [picks up Maggie] No, Maggie, bad baby!...
• Is it a masterpiece or just some guy with his pants down?
  That's our topic tonight on Smartline......
• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Marge: Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy?
  Then they would have pie! Meyers: [walks to storyboard, considers, steps back] It's different, I'll give you that....
• You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
  .. I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
  It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...