Marge: Homer, I'd Like To Talk To You. Homer: But Then I Won't Be Watching TV!
Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you.
Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
-- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie? Ba
Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
Homer: I'm thinking of a number between one and fifty.
Marge: Is it 37? Homer: D'oh! ... I mean.... No. -- A numbers racket, "Itchy and Scratchy...
You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
-- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
Bart: Dad, you
punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it....
Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
Lisa: He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
Homer: Don't you think I know that? -- Well, honestly....
He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
Mmm... Soylent Green. -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie