"My child is on the honor roll at Springfield Elementary".
You know, I thought I'd never find a replacement for my `Where's the
Beef?' bumper sticker.
-- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
You know, I thought I'd never find a replacement for my `Where's the
Beef?' bumper sticker.
-- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Related:
- Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt,
but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath... - You know, some of these stories are pretty good.
I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy... - I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD]
--
Enigmatic Bumper... - You heard me, I won't be in for the rest of the week.
I told you! My baby beat me up! ... No, it is not... - Lisa: He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
Homer: Don't you think I know that? -- Well, honestly... - You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the... - Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you.
Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice
lived such interesting lives.
Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy &... - Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
--
Bumper...
From the same category:
- Bart: Somebody ought to ruin Gabbo's career the way he ruined
Krusty's.
Lisa: Two wrongs don't make a right, Bart. Bart:... - Lisa: That's the book I need. You'll probably take forever with
it,
too. Hugh: I can read faster than you. Lisa... - Patty: Well, well, well: look who needs us again to get his chauffeur's
license.
Homer: Look, all I ask is that you be fair. Patty:... - If you ask me, they're all winners!
We'll be cutting our first 40 contestants right after this.
Troy McClure hosts the Miss American Girl Pageant,... - Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches...
