- 1) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache
do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin... - 2) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." ... - 3) "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house
--Rod... - 4) "The problem with the designated driver program
it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked... - 5) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease
was taken. --Unknown, presumed... - 6) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life
she will choose to save the infant's life without even... - 7) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job
and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend... - 8) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat
I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how... - 9) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men
I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'... - 10) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant
I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh...
