|
|
|
|
Deep Thoughts
- 2) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that.
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." ...
- 3) "Instead of getting married again,
I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give...
- 4) "The problem with the designated driver program,
it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked...
- 5) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
Unknown, presumed...
- 6) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life,
she will choose to save the infant's life without even...
- 7) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,
and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend...
- 8) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat.
I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how...
- 9) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men.
I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'...
- 10) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant??
I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh...
- 11) "I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said,
'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
