10) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner." --Lynda Montgomery
Related:
- Oh, my God! ARTHUR,
I HAVE POCKETS... - How many
people in a Burger King advert
-- does it take to change a
light bulb?
None. "I can't change my light bulb. But I can change... - Bender: "Oh my God,
I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants... - Quote #233
(I believe that nanotech could change the world within my unnatural
lifetime.)
-
David M. Palmer palmer@alumni.caltech... - I don't have a license to kill.
I have a learner's permit... - Homer: Marge, we're going to that restaurant.
Marge:
But I think I'm allergic to seafood. The last time... - How many
net.poets
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
swimming None, fish are through the ... - Have hung
My dank and dropping weeds
To the stern god of sea.
John Milton (1608-1674) -- Translation of Horace,... - Rachel: Oh my God,
Phoebe: I know.
Rachel: Why have I never tasted these before?
Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't...
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Johnny... - 10) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant??
I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh... - 21) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -
Billy... - 8) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat.
I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how...
