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• Men know that if a woman had to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she would probably save the infant's life, without even considering whether there were men on base.
  -- Dave Barry...
• Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out in case of emergency.
  As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty good baseball player, better than I am, anyway, but there's no way to know for sure because if the ball gets anywhere near her, a male comes barging over from, say, right field, to deal with it....
• Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out in case of emergency.
  As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty good baseball player, better than I am, anyway, but there's no way to know for sure because if the ball gets anywhere near her, a male comes barging over from, say, right field, to deal with it....
• Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man.
  -- Joseph Joube...
• Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. -- Joube
• Pro-Choice: Everyone should choose Eternal Life!
• Infant care has to be learned from the bottom up.
• A man should choose a woman and an ox from his own country.
• It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her. -- Paul Geraldy