5) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken. --Unknown, presumed deceased
Related:
- PMS? No, I'm always like this. Why do you ask?
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
- Q: How do you tell a woman with PMS from a woman without PMS? A: Beats the hell out of me!
- Why do you think they call it a joystick?
- Why do you think they call it birth **CONTROL**?
- Why do you think they call it "find"?
- You know your child is not too smart when during the school period, roll call is taken and the child is stuck for an answer.
- The cow is now a widow, because you shot the bull.
- Q: Do you know why the new Michael Jackson album is called
"Dangerous"?
A: Because the record company execs couldn't spell "Androgynous"....
