1) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and Keep away from children"
--Author Unknown
--Author Unknown
Related:
- Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.
- You are so aggravating you could give an aspirin a headache.
- Homer: They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes.
[hands Marge a pack of Laramies] Marge: Mmm.... - Scott: "Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like
children.
They want everything right now, and they want it their way.... - And on the seventh day, He took an aspirin.
- America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for
one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
-- John Barrymore... - America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
- Brief History Of Linux (#12)
A note from Bill Gates' second grade teache
Billy has been having some trouble behaving in class lately....
