- 12) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." -
Johnny... - 13) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching
us geography." --Paul... - 14) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but
they turned sixty,
and that's the law." --Jerry... - 15) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn... - 16) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same." -
Oscar... - 17) "Suppose you were an idiot . . . And suppose you were a member of Congress .
But I repeat myself." --Mark... - 18) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.
At least they can find Afghanistan!" --A. Whitney... - 19) "Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
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Robin... - 20) "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome,
but I think of it as the only time of the month that... - 21) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -
Billy...
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