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  Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Because George still had the axe in his hand....
• George Washington, father of our country. George Washington, when he was just a child, just a boy, honesty was his trademark.
  The classic story we all remember was when George Washington's father came up to George and said, "George Washington--father of our country--my son--I want to ask you a question....
• George Washington said to his father, "If I never tell a lie, how can I get to be President?
  -- Red Butto...
• A father, Princeton alumnus, was quite a grouch. His son had finished his first term and said that his grades were next to the top of his class.
  "Next to the top?" the father exclaimed. "What do you mean?...
• George's friend Sam had a dog who could recite the Gettysburg Address.
  Let me buy him from you," pleaded George after a demonstration....
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• One reason why George Washington Is held in such veneratio
  He never blamed his problems On the former Administration. -- George O. Ludcke...