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• Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professo
  equality is when a female idiot moves ahead as fast as a male idiot. -- Ewald Nyqui...
• When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.
• Massachusetts: special female facility for children visitation, no male.
• yellow wire n. [IBM] Repair wires used when connectors (especially ribbon connectors) got broken due to some schlemiel pinching them
  or to reconnect cut traces after the FE mistakenly cut one. Compare blue wire, purple wire...
• yellow wire: [IBM] n. Repair wires used when connectors (especially ribbon connectors) got broken due to some schlemiel pinching them
  or to reconnect cut traces after the FE mistakenly cut one....
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You routinely find yourself buying (male or female) exactly one less item of bathing apparel than you have previously.
• Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting with a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of
  (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better looking and richer male friend....
• Beifeld's Principle The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of (1) a date
  (2) his wife, and (3) a better looking and richer male friend....