Why Is San Francisco Like Granola? Once You Get Past The Fruit And Nuts, All You Have Left Is The Flakes.
Why is San Francisco like granola?
Once you get past the fruit and nuts, all you have left is the flakes.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bag in San Francisco? A: A fruit roll up.
I fart to make you smell better." What do you call a blond with a dollar on top of her head?
All You Can Eat for under a buck! How many Male Chauvanist Pigs does it take to change a light bulb?...
Q: Did you hear about the new car being manufactured in San Francisco?
A: It's called the "Hampster", the only problem is that it's difficult to get it out of "Gere"....
What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
What do you do if you drop your keys in San Francisco?
Kick them to San Jose. Then pick them up.............
Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco? A: With a crowbar.
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
Don't overtax yourself.. it's the gov't's job Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
They're both f*cking close to water! Women! You can't live with them....
HOW GUYS THINK By Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize Winning Columnist From The Boston Sunday Globe
August 20, 1989 Today we're going to explore the mysterious topic of How Guys Think, which has baffled women in general, and the editors of Cosmopolitan magazine in particular, for thousands of years....