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• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
  So they could have four clean walls to write on....
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner....
• Why do Mexicans drive low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
• Q. Why do you feed babies baked beans? A. So you can find them in the dark.
• Q: Why don't Mexicans barbeque? A: Because the beans slip through the grill
• Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
• Why did God create armadillos? So Mexicans would have something to eat on the half shell.
• Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
  Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....