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• You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for the High School girls, teaching how to prepare for married life.
  1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal - on time....
• This truck driver sits down in a diner and orders dinner.
  When the waitress brings his plate, he notices that she has got her thumb in his mashed potatoes....
• Q: How does a mathematician call his dog? A: Cauchy - because it leaves a residue at every pole...
• Similar story deals with the two Ukrainians (Canadian version of Polack) who had hired on at the telephone company.
  The foreman sent them out into the pole yard to see how high the poles stacked there were....
• I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose" joke, which I thought you might like to use in rec.
  humor.funny. I have read your list of submission guidelines, and I know that you don't like people to submit groups of jokes all at once, *but* ....
• George Carlinisms: ** How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  ** Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?...
• Jewish Jokes What bites but doesn't swallow? A Jewish girl.
  Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews found the same penny....
• A Russian and a Pole were college roommates, and stayed in touch when the Pole returned to his native land.
  Ten years go by and the Russian happens to find himself in Warsaw, so he calls his friend up....
• Q: How do you break a Pole's finger? A: Hit him in the nose.