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• Did you hear about the black boy that jumped into the freezer?
  -He had diarrhea and he thought he was melting....
• Did you hear about the aggie who had diarrea? He thought he was melting!
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
• Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.
• Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
• Did you hear about the Greek guy who was charged with buggery?
  He hired a smart lawyer and had the charge reduced to "following too close"....
• Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
• Q: Did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcisions? A: He only took tips.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
  A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....