Q: Did You Hear About The Black Guy Who Had Diarrhea? A: He Thought He Was Melting.
Questions and Answers
Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
Did you hear about the black boy that jumped into the freezer?
-He had diarrhea and he thought he was melting....
Did you hear about the aggie who had diarrea? He thought he was melting!
Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.
Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
Did you hear about the Greek guy who was charged with buggery?
He hired a smart lawyer and had the charge reduced to "following too close"....
Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
Q: Did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcisions? A: He only took tips.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....