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• Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• Q: Hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• There was this frog on a lily pad, in the middle of a pond, surrounded by alligators.
  He didn't want to be eaten but he couldn't think of a way to get to edge of the pond without being gobbled up....
• Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
• ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
  ) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• The Interview Steve was in a terrible accident at work.
  He fell through the floor tile and ripped off both of his ears....
• There once was a bird who hated saying 'goodbye' so much, he waited until the last minute to fly south for the winter.
  When he finally did leave, it was so cold that his wings iced up and he fell to the ground on a nearby farm....
• Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
  He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....