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  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
• Little Johnny was sitting in the courtyard turning a bottle of liquid back and forth, watching the bubbles.
  The Priest walked up and asked him what he was doing?...
• Q: What do you call an armless, legless, water skiier? A: Skip.
• What do you call a JAP on a water bed? The Dead Sea.
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  At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film....