What Do You Make From Frozen Holy Water? Popesicles.
What do you make from frozen holy water?
How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it.
What do you call a frozen policeman? A copsicle.
Wanting to convert to the Catholic faith, Sam Goldstein was allowed to join the Church under the condition that he would, henceforth, obey all the laws governing the Catholicism.
"Remember," warned the priest, "you also are not allowed to eat meat on Fridays....
What do you add to dehydrated water?
It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
Little Johnny was sitting in the courtyard turning a bottle of liquid back and forth, watching the bubbles.
The Priest walked up and asked him what he was doing?...
Q: What do you call an armless, legless, water skiier? A: Skip.
What do you call a JAP on a water bed? The Dead Sea.
Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances.
At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film....