What Do You Call A JAP On A Water Bed? The Dead Sea.
What do you call a JAP on a water bed?
The Dead Sea.
Q: What do you call a planeload of lawyers that goes down at sea with one seat empty?
A: A Damn shame!!!!...
Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A: A damn good start.
Q: What do you call an armless, legless, water skiier? A: Skip.
What do you call three dead babies in a pile? A stool.
What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a JAP?
Nothing. There are some things even a gorilla won't do....
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
Q: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?
A: A HIGH-POT-IN-USE Q: What do you call a broken record? A: A Decca-gone...
Hear about the JAP who asked her father for fifty dollars to do shopping?
"Forty dollars," He screamed, "what are you gonna do with thirty dollars?...
What do you add to dehydrated water?