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  A: A Damn shame!!!!...
• Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A: A damn good start.
• Q: What do you call an armless, legless, water skiier? A: Skip.
• What do you call three dead babies in a pile? A stool.
• What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a JAP?
  Nothing. There are some things even a gorilla won't do....
• Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
• Q: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?
  A: A HIGH-POT-IN-USE Q: What do you call a broken record? A: A Decca-gone...
• Hear about the JAP who asked her father for fifty dollars to do shopping?
  "Forty dollars," He screamed, "what are you gonna do with thirty dollars?...
• What do you add to dehydrated water?