Wanting To Convert To The Catholic Faith, Sam Goldstein Was Allowed To Join The Church Under The Condition That He Would, Henceforth, Obey All The Laws Governing The Catholicism.

A protestant moved into a completly Catholic comunity.
Being good Catholics they welcomed him to their comunity....
It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
Mommy Mommy, Can I play with Grandma? Shut up kid, You've already dug her up 3 times today!
Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn. The sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn....
Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
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A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....