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• Q: What do you call an armless, legless, water skiier? A: Skip.
• What do you call a JAP on a water bed? The Dead Sea.
• What do you make from frozen holy water? Popesicles.
• Powdered water -- just add ... hmmm ...
• Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
  A: A piece of ass that makes your eyes water....
• Q: What's Green and red and goes a thousand miles an hour?
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• Ground water? Do you mean crushed ice?