Little Johnny Was Sitting In The Courtyard Turning A Bottle Of Liquid Back And Forth, Watching The Bubbles.

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Little Johnny was sitting in the courtyard turning a bottle of
liquid back and forth, watching the bubbles. The Priest walked up
and asked him what he was doing?

Little Johnny replied, "I'm looking at the most powerful liquid in
the world." The Priest said, "But Johnny, Holy Water is the most
powerful liquid in the world. Did you know that if you put Holy
Water on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a boy!"

Little Johnny said, "Big deal! This is turpentine. If you put
this on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson......."