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• Q. How do you make a hormone? A. Don't pay her.
• Q: How do you make one burn? A: Differentiate a log fire!
• Q: How do you make paper dolls? A: Screw an old bag
• Q: Why do mice have such small balls? A: Very few of them know how to dance!
• Q: What do Marion Barry and Marilyn Quayle have in common? A: They both blow a little dope.
• Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
• 414. Q: How do you know whether or not the blonde you slept with last night gave you a good blow-job?
  A: The sheets are sucked up your ass....
• Q. Do you know what mothballs smell like? A. Yes. Q.
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