Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented `till 1949.
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented `till 1949.
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Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can.... - Yrneh Etac V
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