A 7 year old girl barges into the bathroom where her father is having a
shower.
"Daddy, daddy, what's that", she said pointing at his genitalia.
"Oh, uhhmm, it's a... hedgehog!", he embarrassingly replied.
"Well, it's got a hell of a big dick", she snapped back.
shower.
"Daddy, daddy, what's that", she said pointing at his genitalia.
"Oh, uhhmm, it's a... hedgehog!", he embarrassingly replied.
"Well, it's got a hell of a big dick", she snapped back.
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