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  A: The baked bean - the other two are meat substitutes!...
• Q: What do soy beans and vibrators have in common? A: They're both meat substitutes.
• What is the similarity between British Telecom and Elton John?
  They have both been fucked by Mercury....
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• Q: What does an elephant use for a vibrator? A: An epileptic.
• Q: What's the difference between meat and fish? A: If you beat your fish, your fish will die.
• Q: What's the difference between chicken and meat? A: If you beat your chicken it would die
• Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag?
  A: A freezer doesn't fart after you pull the meat out!...