Math And Alcohol Don't Mix, So... PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE Then There's Every Parent's Scream When Their Child Walks Into The Room Dazed And Staggering

Math and Alcohol don't mix, so...

PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE

Then there's every parent's scream when their child walks into the
room dazed and staggering:

OH NO...YOU'VE BEEN TAKING DERIVATIVES!!

On the front page of today's Wall Street Journal: By 62% to 17%, Americans still trust President Reagan over Mr.
Gorbachev to reduce tensions between the countries....

Math And Alcohol Don't Mix, So... PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE Then There's Every Parent's Scream When Their Child Walks Into The Room Dazed And Staggering

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