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• Person 1: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? Person 2: No. Person 1: GOOD!
• 1)physicist and mathematician are given a task: to boil some water in a tea pot.
  They are both given empty tea pot. So they both fill it up with water and then put it on a stove and boil it....
• A pure and an applied mathematician are asked to calculate 2 * 2.
  The applied mathematician's solution: We have 2 * 2 = 2 *1/(1-1/2)....
• Three standard Peter Lax jokes (heard in his lectures)
  1. What's the contour integral around Western Europe?...
• Three standard Peter Lax jokes (heard in his lectures)
  1. What's the contour integral around Western Europe?...
• STUPID LAWS - CANADA: - Pauline M. Marshall offers a couple from her home town in Fort Qu'Appelle Saskatchewan (Canada).
  (since not all silly, outdated laws are from the US) 1....
• M.A.D.D is the acronym for Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving .
  ... A Native American woman is sitting on a moose hide....
• Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
  Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week....