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SMS Jokes One Liner
- If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody,
come sit next to...
- I get enough exercise just pushing
my luck...
- I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results
were negative...
- I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god,
I WANT YOUR ASS...
- I might be in the basement.
I'll go upstairs and check...
- Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper -
use both sides...
- I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth,
I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU...
- Inflexibility is the hallmark of the
Tiny Mind...
- In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob -
So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the...
- I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson,
sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my...
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