- The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast
plate open... - The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents,
and the second half by our children... - There are no personal problems which cannot be solved
through suitable application of high explosives... - The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your
failures... - This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone,
so please put it on ground and start jumping on it... - Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY
person ... - U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths,
divide ur legs and we can multiply... - U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face,
da Body....shit...I got wrong number...SORRY ... - We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching.
searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN... - What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse...
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