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• I just took an IQ test. The results were negative.
• The results of your IQ test are back. They're negative.
• Funny Bumper Stickers: ** I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  ** You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME....
• Are you online? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test.
• Bumper Stickers Sighted Throughout the World "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot....
• I heard that they were going to move Texas A&M to Canada.
  ...... They say that it will raise the average IQ of both countries....
• Here in Kentucky, we're in the middle of deer hunting season, which means that the woods are full of people armed with weapons with a higher caliber than their IQ.
  Which brings to mind the story of the man who took his wife deer hunting (apologies to those who may be offended by the sexism - actually female deer hunters are no stupider than males)....
• I don't like your negative attitude, you Loudmouth
• Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
  Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first....